[News Flash #1]

My Crazy Sister is watching Barney. The dinosaur. The show that I used to adore. Oh mannnn...

How's this? Having
"The ants go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah
...boom boom boom boom...boom boom boom boom..."
being played in your ear at least twice is awesome, wonderful...

Ooh purple dinosaur I just want to punch you in your face.

I love you, You love me,
We are one big family,
With a great beeg Punch,
And Barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur!

Now don't show this to any kids. I won't be held responsible for making them cry.