Hello world, while I took a stab and I+R and almost ended up dying, I happened to *becoughcoughblog-hoppingcoughcough* and saw this story and almost died laughing instead of died-doing-I+R.

Disclaimer: Not mine
One fine greenday, good charlotte came up with a simple plan. She bought a yellowcard for 50cent and drew some pussycat dolls on it. Suddenly, a mcfly landed on her card and her atomic kittens ran over and ate it up, together with her card. Good charlotte was so upset so she decided to go to linkin park to cry. She took a first step with her right foot, then she switchfoot and used her left foot. Finally, she reached linkin park, and she cried till her eyes stung so much she blink 182 times. An old lady saw her crying and gave her some limp bizkit with black eyed peas on top. She was happy for a moment until she took her first bite. OMG! Inside the cookie there was some red hot chilli peppers. That made poor good charlotte cry even more. She went in search for some water and arrived at savage garden, where there were a few fountains of wayne. She drank a few mouthfuls but it was still too hot, she needed something sweet. So she went to a mama shop and boughtsome pug jelly. However, that did not do the trick either. She began to feel sick and feverish. She ran home and checked her temperature OMG! 98 degrees! She died immediately. As charlotte was a good girl, she went to heaven. On her way up, she started counting crows.

THE END!

Oh, and in the process of attempting, the keyword here being attempting, to do I+R, I have come up with thousands of ideas for Christmas gifts, saw EMO blogs, listened to my Romantic Classics CD two times, going to all sorts of Foodjunkie blogs, gotten really annoyed with every single song in my itunes library, updated the blog and put on thousands of calories.

And oh, I forgot. About 150 words for I+R. They want 500. They're too much. Or maybe I'm just too lazy.

Hold on, persevere, and carry on, PEOPLE! God bless!